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Congratulations to newly installed District Govenor Douglas Heizer

Congratulations to Douglas Heizer, newly installed District Governor for Rotary International District 6930.  With his wife, Dini, and family.  Doug was sworn in by Rotary International President-elect (2024-2025) Stephanie Urchick, on behalf of Rotary International’s current President, Gordon McInally, at the beautiful ceremony at Aloft Delray Beach. Rotary International District 6930 was honored to have Rotary …

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Parade Charity

Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

Climb for Courage

That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t …

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Children’s Gala

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. …

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Children’s Colorado Hoops Fest

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.

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