My dear Rotary family We said goodbye to a year filled with achievements and challenges, it is with great enthusiasm that we welcome the new year ahead. We reflect on the success achieved in 2023, uniting our district and strengthening the spirit of Rotary. I thank each one of you for both the support and […]
Embracing a Bright Future: A New Year Message to Rotary Family Read More »
Rotary District 6930 is pleased to announce the selection of Mr.Owen Robinson, a distinguished member and current president of the Rotary Club of West Palm Beach, as the newly appointed District Governor for the 2026-2027 term. This momentous announcement is made by the current District Governor, Mr. Douglas Heizer, underscoring the continuity and strength of
Congratulations to Douglas Heizer, newly installed District Governor for Rotary International District 6930. With his wife, Dini, and family. Doug was sworn in by Rotary International President-elect (2024-2025) Stephanie Urchick, on behalf of Rotary International’s current President, Gordon McInally, at the beautiful ceremony at Aloft Delray Beach. Rotary International District 6930 was honored to have Rotary
Congratulations to newly installed District Govenor Douglas Heizer Read More »
Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.
Children’s Colorado Hoops Fest Read More »
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Books are useless! I only ever read one
Charity Classic bicycle tour Read More »
